Pork Bombs on ISIS

There is a lengthy look at the cult known as ISIS in the Atlantic.
http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2015/02/what-isis-really-wants/384980/

You might want to read it or you might decide that you have better things to do with your time, especially if End Times prophesy nauseates you.

I’ve come up with a solution that is much less expensive than the bombing campaigns that the U.S., Jordan, and Egypt are currently engaged in.

Swine.

Hormel (think Spam) might be in a position to become heroes in the anti-ISIS battle. Pig leftovers, to be exact. I’m not sure what Hormel does with the parts of the pig that are not fit for human consumption, but it might make a great ingredient in the next bomb!

Get it? Pork is forbidden and ‘unclean’ in their religious text so why not drop pig parts on them from airplanes?

Pigs over Mosel!!

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