There they go again. Just when we were enjoying the fruits of our political victory, our dessert gets interrupted by those swarthy-skinned desert-inhabitants. Again. Why can’t they just get along like that great sage Rodney King expressed? Do they know that they are cousins? Of course, the Hatfields and McCoys were ‘kin’ too, but that didn’t stop their obsessive behavior. Too much inbreeding I suspect.
One might get the idea that the two sides over there actually have valuable land to protect. You know, like oil fields, gold mines or highly productive agricultural lands. Truth is, it’s rocky desert devoid of any natural treasures. Imagine some group of people here in the U.S. waging war over a few hundred square miles of the Mojave Desert in Arizona.
Hey! I’ve got an idea: why don’t we give the entire Mojave Desert to either the Israelis or to the Palestinians; that would settle things over there in the so-called Holy Land.
Sorry, we can’t do that.
I forgot about Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
…so much for that idea