I sneaked into the clubhouse again early this Friday morning. Remember those clubhouses that we would build in the summer back in the 50’s? Fortifications [or not so fortified] up a tree or behind a garage, a wooded lot- somewhere where ‘they’ couldn’t get in? We’d even have a password to be extra sure that one of ‘them’ wouldn’t be able to enter our private domain. There would be morning ‘meetings’ to plan the day’s activities and strategies. Occasionally one of us would have to stay to ‘guard’ our clubhouse from the rival gang. Sometimes we ‘raided’ their clubhouse, sometimes ours fell victim. It was lots of fun while we whiled-away the hours of those lazy days of summer.
What if there were clubhouses for adults? No, not THOSE kind of clubhouses, but the kind that we kids experienced long ago. You know, exclusive, passwords, them versus us. “Keep Out!” signs. Guardians at the gate. “One for all and all for one!” With a sign posted near the door, “NO [ ] ALLOWED!
Of course there are such adult ‘clubhouses’ which restrict entrance or membership- the KKK for example. Or militia groups. Some church groups as well. Sororities, business clubs, MENSA.
What might be fun, yet perhaps dangerous, would be to crash one of these private gatherings to find out what goes on behind closed doors. Of course, some groups, clubs and clutches leave their windows ajar so that the investigator may find easy access to the ‘secret stuff’ that is being discussed. Or they put it boldly on the Internet!
So, as I was saying, I sneaked into the clubhouse early this morning to see how things were going over there on the far-right edge of the earth. It is a dangerous place to get to, to be sure, with barbed wire, landmines and snares surrounding the clubhouse, but I arrived with only minor scratches.
Luckily, the door was ajar. An interesting ‘conversation’ was taking place. I was able to decipher much of it, but there were some ‘special’ words and phrases that must have been secret code messages that were foreign to me. Just about every sentence included one or more of these code words. “COMMIE” seemed to be a favorite as was the word, “LIBBRUL.” A common phrase was, “they hate America!” I wonder if I ought to contact the FBI or Homeland Security because it seems that this club may have information about a group of terrorists that may be planning to attack our nation!
There were many other secret words that peppered the conversation that were used in sentences beginning with “They.” Here is a list: “shitbird,” “douchebag,” “OWS crowd” [alternately, OWS clowns,] “the Left,” “SEIU thug”, “promoting communism, socialism, anarchism,” “sexual assaults, vandalizing,” “sanctimonious leftist vermin,” “small scale communism,” “libtoads,” “raping and stealing,” “braindead socialists,” ” looters and moochers,” “braindead fools,” “dreadlocks,” ” “fuck America,” “the stupid libs,” “foreign enemy,” “you carpet bombed,” “leftnut,” ” Nazi Germany,” “complete moonbat.”
The word idiot was one of the most-used words during this conversation.
Well, there’s my report.
Odd stuff, for sure, but then…