Joe the Plumber, aka Samuel Wurzelbacher, squeaked out a 38-23 victory yesterday for GOP precinct captain in Springfield Township. Reached by telephone after the polls closed, Wurzelbacker told a reporter, “Listen brother, it’s been a long day. You have yourself a nice night, OK?”
One can only imagine what a ‘long day’ that must have been culling 38 votes! I hope that he is sleeping in late this morning and regaining his strength from that grueling political contest.
Surely this first important victory will not be his last. I’m betting that Joe the Plumber will quickly move up the GOP/Tea Party ranks and before long, he’ll have Sarah Palin a-wink’n at one of his rallies. You betcha!
Remember, you heard the ‘scoop’ here first, folks. Joe/Sam is on the political scene once again!