There are plans to hijack May Day! Spread the word! Yes, the Mad Hatters who obviously drink way too much tea are planning to steal May Day from the laborers of America. They don’t like laborers, you know, ‘Those people’ aren’t their cup of tea.
Yes, plans are in the works by the white collar folks to wrest away the first of May from the blue collar workers of America. No, I’m not making this up- they announced the coup yesterday at the Mad Hatter’s Rally in lily white Perrysburg, Ohio.
The Toledo Blade reports, ”
Ms. Bowyer told the crowd that local Tea Partiers planned to steal May Day, the May 1 socialist holiday, to further the conservative cause. She said they’ve organized an event for that date at the Park Inn Hotel that will feature Joe Wurzelbacher, aka Joe the Plumber.”
Wow! Joe the Plumber! Live and in person sharing his ‘wisdumb’ with the attendees. I hope he brings a few of best-selling book along with him to autograph for the awaiting crowd. The queue ought to reach all of the way outdoors for that special moment.
I wonder if the local Toledo unions would be invited to this anti-May Day rally? Or is it be invitation only? Wouldn’t that be a hoot those two groups would collide!