Remember Ebonics? Apparently there is a new, white version that has arisen from the tea-stained grass roots movement all across America. In fact, you surely witnessed this emerging new language if you paid attention to the many homemade signs that were waved in those Tea Party gatherings. Like these two:
Indeed! Are those 3rd or 4th grade spelling words? Or this double-header:
I wonder if the methylxanthine in tea softens the spelling area of the brain?
I wonder if America needs to open some schools in the evening and offer some remedial classes in English usage and spelling? And, while they are there, how about some American history remediation as well?
At least “plummer” and “dummer” rhyme.
More photographs here if you need any more proof.